JoBros: Coming for You
The Jonas Brothers are from the shore region of New Jersey. So, in effect, the Jonas Brothers are from the Jersey Shore. Its alllll starting to make sense…not really.
Tues, Aug 31st, at the Quicken Loan Arena in Cleveland, thousands of young girls will gather to worship at the feet of the Jonas Brothers, three. Joe, Nick and Kevin are the JB and they’ve slowly been separating a generation of tweens from their disposable income with albums, t-shirts and movies.
The latest album Lines, Vines and Trying Times debuted at #1 on the Billboard chart, selling a quarter of a million cd’s just months after their previous album. Which isn’t making the reality that you have to take your kid to see the Jonas Brothers any easier.
They are handsome and here’s the kicker, actually talented. Sure their music is a bit overproduced and maybe they’re Disney byproducts and maybe we’re conditioned by “the man” to buy their slick, shiny style. Here’s the part that could irritate you even more, they’re actually really good. Nick, the youngest has released his own solo album to a frothing swirl of adoring fans. It wasn’t outstanding, but it was respectable.
The Jonas Brothers 2010 tour features a set list that looks pretty substantial—I say this with a limited, guilty pleasure working knowledge of the Jonas Brothers catalog. Songs like Feeling Alive, Heart and Soul, I Wouldn’t Change a Thing, a duet with opener Demi Lovato. Demi Lovato is the opener, she’s holds a guitar, I’m unclear as to whether she plays a guitar. (She’s a fellow Disney kid…I also think she’s dating a “Jo Bro”.) Make sure you don’t miss that. Off the record, they are slated to play “Lovebug”, which is the only song that doesn’t make me want to poke my eyes out.
Dust off your earplugs and bring your Groucho Marx glasses—the ones with the attached nose and moustache and hit the Jonas Brothers show. Sure, maybe tickets have been sold out since last year. But, their stuff is at least listenable and they will most definitely going to do an encore. Bring comfortable shoes.
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