BY BEATRICE BACHLEDA FREAKY STUFF! Massillon’s Thirteenth Floor Gallery is known for its “bizarre, macabre, and disturbing artwork and shows,” owner Billy Ludwig said proudly. The Eerie Street Sideshow is no exception: The circus-themed show is a spectacle to remember and lives up to Thirteenth Floor’s reputation. On Friday, July 13 (note the eerie date) the doors will open at 6 p.m. — but don’t expect a typical gallery viewing, and don’t assume you’ll be getting out while the night is young. Discordia, a fire-breathing female cabaret who aren’t afraid to get hot will be l...
Meteorologists from the Buzzbin Weather Center report numerous rolling thunderstorms throughout NEO. We advise you to take cover immediately and begin day drinking. This is for your safety! Tips to remember during rainstorms: 1. The proximity of the storm can be determined by how many beers you can chug between thunder claps. 1 beer = approx 3miles 2. Navigating slippery terrain while intoxicated is not only dangerous but highly hilarious. 3. In the event of a power outage, have plenty of ice on hand. Do not suffer through long hours of warm cocktails. 4. According to the movie "Twi...
