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By Will Flannigan I strolled into my local record store and found an ultra-rare album that music collectors cream over: Nirvana’s “Love Buzz” vinyl. Unfortunately, I just sold half a nut to buy orange juice and a fifth of cheap vodka. My pockets were empty. It’s not right to steal, right? Seriously, who is it hurting? Million dollar record companies? Besides, with the economy in the shitter, nobody has money to spare. And, damn it, I need my vodka. I looked around to see if anybody was watching. I think spotted the gnarly looking, long-haired, beer-bellied Metal monster who owns the...