Miley Cyrus Thinks "Everyone Should Leave Twitter." A Kitten Might Die. Seriously.
October 30th, 2009 | by Adam Ostrow22 Comments and 396 Reactions
I read some article that said some crazy Miley Cyrus fan is gonna kill his cat Fuzzy if she doesn't re-enable her Twitter account.

She has until Nov 16th to respond, or his cat gets it. Hope the dumb shit's ready for the legal implications this entails.

Cyrus deleted her account early October and has no intention to return. She even told a radio station that "...everyone should leave Twitter ... I think Twitter should just be banned from this universe..." What the hell is this girls problem. I'm glad a social media app has caused someone to act so dramatic. Really, ban Twitter? Stupid girl.

Then she stated "I'm not a big fan of the Internet anymore." Haha, Really? How do you intend to retain 70% of your fans without the internet. It's not the 90's anymore. Oh, let the big wigs at Disney handle all your internet matters while you collect the big bucks for being 'ignant'.

The only reason I would want Miley to even care about Twitter and the 'interwebs' right now is to save 'Fuzzy', the cat who's lifespan is dependent upon the return of MC to the internet.

Chris